Friends welcome to yet another special episode of ' Ginger Tea with Amit'... (Applause)
Today we have a special guest among us,
Ladies and gentlemen, Introducing to u, Mr.God...... (Applause)
God, more popularly known as Ram, Allah, Gurunanak, jesus etc, is presently the Head of the Department of Institution of Love and Faith.
A:Welcome to the show God.
G:Oh thanku, my pleasure.
A:So how are you doing?
G:Well, I am in an ambivalent state lately. On one hand my fame is spreading throughout, which obviously makes me happy.. but on the other hand, people are forgetting my originality..
Thats the sad part.
A:Oh I see.. must be hurting.. So, whats your institution all about?
G:Oh, my instituion is presently educating masses to worship their work and beleive in themselves.
A:Thats wonderful..
G:Thanks..
A:Could you please tell our viewers about the admission criterion?
G:Sure.. Interested candidates have to clear TOLLOH( Test Of Love as Language Of Humanity),
the scores of which are valid forever. In addition to which the SB and NH certificates (Self Beleif and No Hatred) have to be produced. I shall make it clear that there is no age and sex bar and worthy applicants are invited. Moreover candidates who would like to get admitted through the 'in trend', Quota system, can apply to different institutions under the HELL University.
Further details are available on our website, www .introspect. com
A:Oh that was very enlightning, thanks so much God..
G:Ah, my pleasure Amit..
A:So its time for a short commercial break, dont go away.. We will be right back... (Applause ) ;)
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